Canada is a country so square that even
the female impersonators are women
- Richard Brenner
~
In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last
produced a political leader worthy
of assassination
- Irving Layton
~
When I was crossing the border into Canada,
they asked if I had any firearms with me.
I said, "Well, what do you need?
- Steven Wright
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I don't even know what street Canada is on
- Al Capone
~
I wouldn't say it's cold in Canada,
but every year Winnipeg's athlete of the year
is an ice fisherman
- Dale Tallon
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Canada is an interesting place - the rest of
the world thinks so, even if Canadians don't
- Terence Green
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