Pardon my driving,
I am reloading
- Unknown
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If all the cars in the United States
were placed end to end, it would
probably be Labor Day Weekend
- Doug Larson
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The other night I came home late, and tried
to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "right here, officer". Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all the cars, "Get out of my driveway!
- Steven Wright
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