Cats are smarter than dogs.
You can not get eight cats to
pull a sled through snow
- Jeff Valdez
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because
he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same
thing, it is because your lap is warmer
- Alfred North Whitehead
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Why don't they just make
mouse-flavored cat food?
- Unknown
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I love cats because I love my home
and after a while they become
its visible soul
- Jean Cocteau
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There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats
- Albert Schweitzer
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The cat could very well be man's best friend
but would never stoop to admitting it
- Doug Larson
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If toast always lands butter-side down,
and cats always land on their feet,
what happen if you strap toast on the back
of a cat and drop it?
- Steven Wright
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No matter how much the cats fight,
there always seem to be plenty of kittens
- Abraham Lincoln
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A child is a person who can't understand why
someone would give away
a perfectly good kitten
- Doug Larson
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Kitten: small homicidal muffin on legs;
affects human sensibilities to the point of
endowing the most wanton and ruthless acts of destruction with near-mythical
overtones
of cuteness
- Unknown
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After dark all cats
are leopards
- Unknown
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When mom found my diaphram, I told
her it was a bathing cap for my cat
- Liz Winston
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Never try to
out-stubborn a cat
- Robert Heinlein
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I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes.
They had little pictures of cats on them.
Then I took one out and he
ran around in circles
- Steven Wright
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