Am I getting smart with you?
How would you know?
- Dilbert
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I can please only one person per day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow's not looking good either
- Dilbert
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My reality check bounced
- Dilbert
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I don't have an attitude problem.
You have a perception problem
- Dilbert
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I love deadlines. I especially love
the swooshing sound they make as
they go flying by
- Dilbert
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My reality check bounced
- Dilbert
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Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level
then beat you with experience
- Dilbert
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Someday we'll look back on this
and plow into a parked car
- Dilbert
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Tell me what you need, and I'll
tell you how to get along without it
- Dilbert
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