A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself
- Josh Billings
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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how
dogs spend their lives
- Sue Murphy
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear
- Dave Barry
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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful
- Ann Landers
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Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
- Anne Tyler
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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion
- Unknown
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man
- Mark Twain
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In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him
- Derek Bruce
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I poured Spot remover on my dog.
Now he's gone
- Steven Wright
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult
- Rita Rudner
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Man is a dog's idea of what God should be
- Holbrook Jackson
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Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail
- Unknown
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money
- Joe Weinstein
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Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog,
it's too dark to read
- Groucho Marx
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Some days you're the dog;
some days you're the hydrant
- Unknown
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person
- Andrew A. Rooney
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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face
- Ben Williams
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Whoever said you can't buy happiness
forgot about puppies
- Gene Hill
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Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea
- Robert Heinlein
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement
- Snoopy
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow
- Jeff Valdez
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons
- James Thurber
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You can run with the big dogs or sit on the porch and bark
- Wallace Arnold
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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals
- Winston Churchill
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Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog
- Unknown
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The more I know men,
the more I love my dog
- Unknown
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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves
- August Strindberg
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What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of
the fight in the dog
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes
- Lewis Grizzard
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I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing
- Steven Wright
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
- Unknown
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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'"
- Dave Barry
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself
- Josh Billings
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America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail
it knocks over a chair
- Arnold Joseph Toynbee
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