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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading
- Henny Youngman

~ Drinking ~

Sometimes when I reflect back on all
the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams.
If I didn't drink this beer,
they might be out of work
and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself,
It is better that I drink this beer
and let their dreams come true
than be selfish and worry about my liver
- Jack Handy
~
I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day
- Frank Sinatra
~
A woman drove me to drink
and I didn't even have the
decency to thank her
- W.C. Fields
~
When I read about the evils of drinking,
I gave up reading
- Henny Youngman
~
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence?
- Stephen Wright
~
Beer is proof that God loves us
and wants us to be happy
- Benjamin Franklin
~
Without question,
the greatest invention in the history
of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel
was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go
nearly as well with pizza
- Dave Barry
~
Beer: Helping ugly people
have sex since 1862!
- Unknown
~
To some its a six-pack,
to me it's a Support Group
- Unknown
~
I drink to make other people interesting
- George Jean Nathan
~
One tequila, two tequila,
three tequila, floor
- Unknown
~
We don't play drinking games
because we're more serious
about drinking than that
- Mark Miles
~
Doh! A Beer! I want a beer...
Ray, the guy who buys me beer.
Me, the guy whom Ray buys beer...
Far, the way to go for beer.
So, I think I'll have a beer,
La, la la la la la la. Tea?
No thanks, I'll have a beer...
And that brings us back t
o Doh! doh! Doh!
- Homer Simpson
(Thanks Valerie Swanson)
~

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