It's not the pace of life that bothers me,
it's the sudden stop at the end
- Unknown
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Do more than exist, live.
Do more than touch, feel.
Do more than look, observe.
Do more than read, absorb.
Do more than hear, listen.
Do more than listen, understand.
Do more than think, ponder.
Do more than talk, say something
- John H. Rhoades
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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval
- George Santayana
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Life is eternal and love is immortal, and death is only a horizon... And a horizon is nothing, save the limit of our sight
- Unknown
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Life is a journey,
not a guided tour
- Unknown
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Life is a sexually
transmitted disease
- Unknown
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Life is too important to
be taken seriously
- Oscar Wilde
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Life itself is essentially appropriation, injury, conquest of the strange and weak, suppression, severity, obtrusion of peculiar forms, incorporation, and at the least, putting it mildest, exploitation
- Nietzche
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Never criticise a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. Then, if he doesn't like it, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away and you have his shoes
- Unknown
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No matter how I struggle and strive I'll never get out of this world alive
- Hank Williams
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Tomorrow, do thy worst,
for I have lived today
- John Dryden
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You are what you are when
no one is looking
- Robert C. Edwards
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It is not length of life,
but depth of life
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The purpose of life is
a life of purpose
- Robert Byrne
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The question is not whether we will die,
but how we will live
- Joan Borysenko
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What lies behind us and what lies
ahead of us are tiny matters compared
to what lives within us
- Henry David Thoreau
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It's often said that life is strange.
But compared to what?
- Steve Forbert
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle
- Albert Einstein
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When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality. Never interrupt when you are being flattered. Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other. Remember that your character is your destiny
- Unknown
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Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling you something
- Westley(Princess Bride)
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If everything is coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane
- Unknown
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Life is something that happens
when you can't get to sleep
- Fran Lebowitz
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My one regret in life is
that I am not someone else
- Woody Allen
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Youth would be an ideal state
if it came a little later in life
- Herbert Henry Asquith
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Life is a foreign language;
all men mispronounce it
- Christopher Morley
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If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner
- Tallulah Bankhead
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I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence
- Gary Trudeau
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Life is what happens while
you are making other plans
- John Lennon
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I like life. It's something to do
- Ronnie Shakes
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My life has a superb cast but
I can't figure out the plot
- Ashleigh Brilliant
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Strange as it may seem,
my life is based on a true story
- Ashleigh Brilliant
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us
- Bill Watterson
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Not only is life a bitch,
it has puppies
- Adrienne E. Gusoff
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Life shrinks or expands in
proportion to one's courage
- Anais Nin
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At the worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived
- Rose Macaulay
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The longer I live the
more beautiful life becomes
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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Between the wish and the thing
life lies waiting
- Unknown
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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes
- Lewis Grizzard
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That's the secret to life...
replace one worry with another
- Charlie Brown
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Promise yourself to live your life as a revolution and not just a process of evolution
- Anthony J. D'Angelo
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Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say, "What are you doing here? You haven't worked
a day in your life!"
- Steven Wright
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Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground. You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground. So you give it a good kick, but you lose your balance and go skidding down the hill toward the pool. Then out comes a big Hawaiian man who was screwing his wife beside the pool because they thought it was real pretty. He tells you to get out of there, but you start faking it, like you're talking Hawaiian, and then he gets mad and chases you
- Jack Handey
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The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life
- Muhammad Ali
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It wasn't until late in life that I discovered how easy it is to say 'I don't know'
- W. Somerset Maugham
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Life is a banquet, and most
poor suckers are starving
- Rosalind Russell
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It's not the men in my life that count,
it's the life in my men
- Mae West
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What a wonderful life I've had!
I only wish I'd realized it sooner
- Unknown
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Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper
- Helen Rowland
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Attack life, it's going to
kill you anyway
- Steven Coallier
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Ultimately, man should not ask what the meaning of life is, but rather recognize that it is he who is asked
- Viktor Frankl
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Death is life's way of telling you
you've been fired
- R. Geis
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Life is good when we think it's good.
Life is bad when we don't think
- Doug Horton
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Life is like walking through snow,
every step shows
- Jess Lair
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Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life
- Andrew Brown
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Life is wasted on the living
- Unknown
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I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image
- Stephen Hawking
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Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself
- Harvey Fierstein
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Life is like a beautiful melody,
only the lyrics are messed up
- Unknown
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The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit
- Nelson Henderson
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The problem with the gene pool
is that there is no lifeguard
- Unknown
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I use to have a handle on life;
then it broke
- Unknown
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Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work
- Flaubert
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Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things
- Robert Brault
(Thanks Jennifer Seward)
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Kids are the mortgage of your life
- F. R.
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Live Life... before life
lives for you
- Anita Marie Black
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