As machines become more and more efficient and perfect, so it will become clear that imperfection is the greatness of man
- Ernst Fischer
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One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man
- Elbert Hubbard
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The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do
- B. F. Skinner
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(Television is) the triumph of
machine over people
- Fred Allen
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If a machine can be made so that an idiot can use it, then only an idiot will use it
- Tadao Ichikawa
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In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer
- Dave Barry
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out
- Steven Wright
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When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil
- Jack Handey
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A political machine is a united minority working against a divided majority
- Unknown
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Change is inevitable,
except from vending machines
- Unknown
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Ask not for whom the bell tolls,
let the machine get it
- Unknown
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There will one day spring from the brain of science a machine or force so fearful in its potentialities, so absolutely terrifying, that even man, the fighter, who will dare torture and death in order to inflict torture and death, will be appalled, and so abandon war forever
- Thomas Edison
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The mind is a strange machine which can combine the materials offered to it in the most astonishing ways
- Bertrand Russell
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