Why do psychics have to ask
you for your name?
- Unknown
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All those who believe in
psychokinesis raise my hand
- Unknown
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I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her
- Unknown
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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery
- Jay Leno
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