Cigarette smoking is a
major cause of statistics
- Fletcher Knebel
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I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter
- Steven Pearl
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"Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?" "That's true." "Is it true that you drink five martinis a day?" "That's true." "Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful young women?" "That's true." "What does your doctor say about all of this?" "My doctor is dead."
- George Burns
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You can never get the smell of smoke out. Like the smell of failure in life
- John Updike
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There is no human reason why a child should not admire and emulate his teacher's ability to do sums, rather than the village bum's ability to whittle sticks and smoke cigarettes. The reason why the child does not is plain enough - the bum has put himself on an equality with him and the teacher has not
- Floyd Dell
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A woman is only a woman,
but a good cigar is a smoke
- Rudyard Kipling
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It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
- Blues Brothers
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If there isn't a population problem, why is the government putting cancer in the cigarettes?
- Unknown
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The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette
- Unknown
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