Television is the first truly democratic culture, the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is
what people do want
- Clive Barnes
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Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath
- Dave Barry
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This isn't brain surgery;
it's just television
- David Letterman
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Television has proved that people will
look at anything rather than each other
- Ann Landers
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An invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home
- David Frost
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The triumph of machine over people
- Fred Allen
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits
singing about toilet paper
- Rod Serling
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Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done
- Ernie Kovacs
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
- Groucho Marx
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Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it
- Alfred Hitchcock
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All television is children's television
- Richard P. Adler
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Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work
- Gallagher
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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MTV. An obedient tongue licking the shiny leather boot of rock and roll
- Unknown
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The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle: they're on TV
- Homer Simpson
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One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's
all over the world
- Steven Wright
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I never miss a chance to have sex
or appear on television
- Gore Vidal
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Imitation is the sincerest form of television
- Fred Allen
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Television has brought back murder into the home, where it belongs
- Alfred Hitchcock
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Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television
- Rita Mae Brown
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