Of all the wild beasts of land or sea,
the wildest is woman
- Menander
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A woman talks to one man,
looks at a second,
and thinks of a third
- Bhatrihari
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Woman was God's second mistake
- Nietzsche
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Women speak two languages,
one of which is verbal
- Steve Rubenstein
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What do women want ?
Shoes !
- Mimi Pond
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Can you imagine a world without men ?
No crime and lots of happy fat women
- Sylvia
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Any girl can be glamorous;
all you have to do is stand
still and look stupid
- Hedy Lamarr
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If they could put one man on the moon,
why can't they put them all ?
- Unknown
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Girls are always running through my mind.
They don't dare walk
- Andy Gibb
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I'd like to have a girl,
and I'm saving my money so
I can get a good one
- Bob Nickman
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Women like silent men.
They think they're listening
- Marcel Archard
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Women make love for love,
men make love for lust
- Derrick Harge
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Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea
- Robert A. Heinlein
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Why would I make one woman so miserable
when I can make so many women very happy?
- Benny Hill
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Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women
- Lord Kelvin
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Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't,
they'd be married too
- Henry Louis Mencken
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning
- Aristotle Onassis
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The only thing that men and women have in common, is that they both prefer the company of men
- Oscar Wilde
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A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't
- Unknown
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Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them
- Unknown
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Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little
- Unknown
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking
- Elayne Boolser
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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing--and then marry him
- Cher
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Men marry to make an end,
woman a beginning
- Alexis Dupuy
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The true republic:
men, their rights and nothing more;
women, their rights and nothing less
- Franklin P. Adams
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When women love us, they forgive us
everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing,
not even our virtues
- Honoré de Balzac
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I would go out with women my age,
but there are no women my age
- George Burns
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If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don't blame the women's movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based
- Betty Naomi Friedan
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then
- Katharine Hepburn
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Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance
- Oscar Wilde
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Few women admit their age.
Few men act theirs
- Unknown
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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful
because you love her
- Unknown
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A woman's always younger than
a man of equal years
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him
- Brendan Francis
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Behind every successful man stands a woman waiting for his job
- Unknown
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Beware the fury of a patient woman
- Unknown
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If woman's place is in the home,
why am I always in my car?
- Unknown
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One is not born a woman,
one becomes one
- Simone de Beauvoir
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A woman will lie about anything,
just to stay in practice
- Phillip Marlowe
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Man cannot degrade woman without himself falling into degradation; he cannot elevate her without at the same time
elevating himself
- Alexander Walker
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Women who seek to be equal with
men lack ambition
- Timothy Leary
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She was so wild that when she made
french toast she got her tongue
caught in the toaster
- Unknown
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Ah, women.
They make the highs higher
and the lows more frequent
- Nietzsche
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Nothing counters a woman
like another woman
- Joe Laltrello
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When a man talks dirty to a woman,
its sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man,
it's $3.95 per minute
- Unknown
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Wise men never say
what they think of women
- Samuel Butler
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Feminism is the radical notion
that women are people
- Unknown
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